Let's celebrate your life by observing some questionable photos. You're welcome.
I want my burger to sizzle!
Always lurking.
Smirking because you are on the verge of being hammered.
Always shoving hot dogs in your mouth.
And pickles.
Shirt off? Check. Solo cup in mouth? Check. Pretending to be a frat bro? Check.
Big boy.
Ok, here's a good one. Fucking stud. Happy 37th.
"It's my birthday and all I got was this crappy website"